Today years old

It’ll be faster for the Yankees to poach their players this way

Rare?

No more avocado toast

I read Allen Carr’s book “easy way to quit smoking without willpower” and took a drug called Chantix (prescription drug here in Sweden and my first doctor didn’t want to prescribe it because all I needed was willpower according to him). The book helped with the habits, the drug removed the cravings and I’ve been cigarette free since then. It was my third or fourth attempt, and it was BY FAR the easiest. Ignore everyone telling you to quit cold turkey, to have willpower or whatever else, and get Champix prescribed to you.

Most likely the DNC would have sabotaged him like Labour sabotaged Jeremy Corvin

Drive to Constantinople, to party like it’s 1204

Relatable

With or without the brown ones?

Liquorice

Well I’m glad my leaving the platform had such an impact, I never said

Argh, spoiled first thing in the morning. But good thing! And fuck the Yankees

If you’re immortal, you get to see your family expand to the points that organizing a single family meal requires 3 restaurants to house everyone.

Since you (presumably, otherwise it’s a shitty immortality) don’t get old, you don’t get to retire

Family meals that take 3 restaurants No retirement

It’s pronounced jif

Sounds like a Peter Molyneux game. “And if you click on the cube, you might win another cube”

Hilarious considering chik-a-fila history (unless it’s a reference and I missed it for too not being American and having never heard about them before their homophobia was revealed)

Send the suggestion to @fter midnight, this sounds tailor made for them.

I think the main issue is that it sounds like Karen

Thank you