Whee I’m Superman!

Monkeys paw curls.

Christopher reeves.

Bro the Dallas Mavs had a 1.8% chance to win the draft last night.

1.8%.

I’d cut my own dick off if it can be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the draft wasn’t fixed in some way.

Same smell of bullshit here.

Exactly this. Stop giving the DNC money. Whenever you can send the message to the officials. No progressive platform and change? No removal of incumbents? No money. No vote.

It isn’t _just _ on us to do something. If they too don’t wanna see the fascists win, then it’s time for them to eat humble pie and realize their policies and their positions for the past 30-40 years brought this pig to prom. They have to pass the torch.

Fascism might be defeated again but it will come at the cost of neoliberalism finally dying as well. There’s very little options of anything else working.

Whatever nozzle fits in my ass best so I can boof it.

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Why is this so far down…

You forgot try to enlarge my micro penis and break it completely so now not only can I not get it up without a hand pump I am completely unable to climax.

Bruh if my company was named SC Johnson after what Johnson and Johnson has been up to I’d change my company name to avoid what dumb asses like me just assumed.

You mean the fuckers who gave kids cancer with talcom powder and have done everything in their power to not pay damages?

Yeah. Fuck. That.