Um, send that POS meat thermometer back and get an analog one?
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MisterOwl@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Joe Rogan Falls for Fake Trump Tweet About the No Kings Protest
0·15 days agoIndeed, I do owe the Paramecii an apology for using their name in the same sentence as Rogan. I have nothing but respect for the role our single-celled brethren play in the cycle of life. Y’all do amazing work with what you’ve been given. I am truly sorry.
Rogan, on the other hand…
MisterOwl@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Joe Rogan Falls for Fake Trump Tweet About the No Kings Protest
0·16 days agoBecause Joe Rogan has the mental capacity of a paramecium.
Count on it. Cheeto Mussolini needs an excuse to suspend elections.
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World News@lemmy.world•US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’English
143·1 month agoI don’t give a shit if he grows or not, I’m done with him. I saw what he did.
Choke on your blood money, bill burka.
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World News@lemmy.world•BREAKING: Israeli authorities have beaten Greta Thunberg, made her kiss Zionist flagEnglish
17·1 month agoProblem is, she’s not popular with the type of people who vote for Trump. His demographic would take Israel’s side on this one.
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World News@lemmy.world•BREAKING: Israeli authorities have beaten Greta Thunberg, made her kiss Zionist flagEnglish
363·1 month agoReliable enough, unfortunately.
He may or may not be, but the point remains: MAGA farmers can fuck off. Those poor little snowflakes are in the “find out” stage and I have no pity for them at all.
Maga farmers can fuck off. They voted for this, they can STFU. Have fun losing your farms.
MisterOwl@lemmy.worldtoLemmy.ca's Main Community@lemmy.ca•Should Lemmy.ca defederate from Maga Place?English
0·2 months agoIf they’re still maga at this point they are beyond redemption. Fuck them.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Beware, another "wonderful" conservative instance to "free us" has appeared English
0·2 months agoCall themselves “patriots”-
Then actively support a rapist that shits on the constitution on a daily basis.
MaggotPlace
MisterOwl@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•95 House Dems, Including Trans Rep McBride, Vote To "Honor The Legacy" Of Charlie Kirk
0·2 months ago95 bootlicking cowards.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•this is what my date just served.....English
0·2 months agoThe issue is the recipient is an ungrateful bitch.
MisterOwl@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•MTG Calls for ‘National Divorce’ After Charlie Kirk’s Murder
0·2 months agoBlue state here. Good. Kick us out. That way we can stop subsidizing all the moronic sibling-fucking mouth-breathing nazi wannabe amoeba in red states and my tax dollars can do good work here at home instead.
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World News@lemmy.world•U.K. ambassador to U.S. fired over Epstein linksEnglish
72·2 months agothat raises the question of what Mandelson was getting out of it
Children to rape. Is it really that hard for you to understand? You think Epstein is above trafficking boys as well?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd
161·2 months agoYeah we merged onto the highway to hell in November… Things were always going to get worse. It’s nice to have the occasional shining moment though.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd
872·2 months agoThe world is just a little better today.
Overall it still sucks, but it’s nice to know good things still happen once in a while.
No need for an apology here, I too am beyond mortified by what my country has revealed itself to be. I do sincerely hope the rest of the civilized world resists the ideology we seem to be exporting before it’s too late.


“All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”