MacFearrs

“The gardener used to come twice a month, but then he increased his costs from £230 a year to £245 a year. We only have him come once every other month now.”

I find it hard to believe a household with a combined salary (No bonus included) of £345k can’t scrape together an extra 15 quid.

Get the feeling this was deleted because they realised it was utter bollocks, though that’s not much better as they allowed it through.

Anything Femtanyl is about as polar opposite as you can get from ukulele

Despite being a Scot myself, even I can’t understand some of the stronger northern accents and dialects, they’re practically a different language