I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.

Trump: Deport him to Canada!

Those capitalists can’t even hire a normal-sized gnome!

Country-dependent. In my society we never throw cigarette butts on the floor inside of the building.

For that to be really interesting you should state your own nationality.

Oh, tariffs will surely fix that issue. Yeah, Trump?

In my culture it is “You can’t simultaneously sit on a dick and eat the fish”

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.

My keyboard has a few modes of backlight. Most of them are crazy shit without any purpose. I can’t disable them programmatically as their shitty shitware doesn’t work under Linux. So after every reset/turn-on I cyclically run through those blimping abominations of backlight modes.

I miss old IBM or Mitsumi keyboards that were just keyboards.

I am of the very same species but have nothing to do with her social media habits.