How many times do I have to spell it out for you chargpt? S-T-R-A-R-W-B-E-R-R-Y-R

High five! I’m dad

I think I just summoned something

Hank Hill is often reasonable and would likely come around. If only conservatives were actually like him.

Relentlessly shitting for ten minutes lol

Dang I thought smartphones provided temporary relief from germ theory. Stupid dumbphones.

”I cannot believe I need to explain this…”

You don’t lol. Chill out. I don’t have shit all over my phone either and I don’t “touch butt touch phone.”

Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.

I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.

Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.

You wouldn’t comb a rock

Bonus points: what’s olive oil in your language?

QAnon bullshit level mental gymnastics flashbacks

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

Also, severance lol. Keep Adam Scott

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

Where the funy

We need an executive order to stop this

Hi, I’m dad

How much do you know about feminism?