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Your hooker name =

First and last name + birthdate + mother’s maiden name + SSN + where were you on the night of August 6th, 1992 uwu

I mean tbf, he did say ‘cancelled,’ not delayed.

This man is definitely not Jesus

Just curious, is it 8x for the entire length someone is working there, or just 8x per year or something? Cause it’d seem kinda crazy to fire someone after 8 years for calling in once a year lol. Now that I think about it this is probably a stupid question

Sometimes I think it’d be funny if there were a single billionaire on Lemmy watching us make fun of them. Google says there are like 2600 billionaires in the world. I imagine that’s pretty unlikely, tho.

But hey - if there are zero billionaires on lemmy, that means we have ourselves a billionaire-free zone!

The use of “three of my girlfriends,” instead of something like “my three girlfriends,” makes me wonder if she’s got more

Fair enough. Like the other commenter said in response, it’s good to remember that weird doesn’t mean bad, but you’re not wrong, it is pretty weird lol. The world is a goofy place :)

Not dissing your argument at all, but my first thought was of babies eating little pieces of human flesh and it made me giggle. Well now that I wrote I down it just sounds freaky, but in my head it sounded silly ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Are you saying it’d be less weird to glug down human milk?

Alexa can’t call 911, seriously?? I get that they don’t want accidental/joke calls, but how much worse can it be than what already happens with phones?

Why is it a no no?

The public bus drivers in my city do this too :)