That’s a big chungus

It should be whiskey like the founders intended

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Rectum

Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

Orb death

One day you’re pondering the orb. The next you’re strung out, fuckeating some tomatoes, and denying that your son even exists

A decade later, the babaloots would use their CIA supplied arms to establish a theocracy in Thneedville

The red on his face is going to end up being from a burst, expired Heinz ketchup packet he keeps on him to have with his well done steaks

Why didn’t the Romans use American auxiliaries? Are they stupid?

Seems wasteful. They could at least turn them into driders or feed them to the spiders. Hopefully they torture them to death for the glory of Lloth at least

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?

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Gives a new meaning to loveseat

Damn dude, get the fucking bee out of your bonnet

I’m gaytheon for raytheon