Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.
Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.
No, I’m dead serious. I believe an exposed pie would survive on the ground long enough for a whole bush to grow around it and then subsequently be eaten by a dog. I am in no way being humorous.
Maybe the pie was there first and the bush grew around it.
What does the future hold if I shit into the trash can?
This is my first time seeing this. Pretty clever. Childish. Cheap. Petty. Wonderful.
Well, from a purely imperical viewpoint, it kind of is. Pros: a criminal is captured and potentially made to suffer in some way, which somehow balances out the cosmic scales of justice or something; this high ranking criminal can be plumbed for information, which has many assets seizing and additional criminal capturing implications. Cons: there is no reduction in criminal activity; there is actually an increase in violence and volatility; the power vacuum will inevitably be filled and essentially all the clandestine infiltration/investigation work up to this point resets to square one. Could be someone better, could be someone worse, but absolutely will be someone.
And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!
Ranier Wolfcastle in front of a brick wall saying “that’s the joke.”