Draft-dodging chickenshit starts war. Neat

“We’re not happy until you’re not happy.”

Well yeah. The intention was for the attack to succeed.

I thought the same thing initially, but then I considered how accurate the statement was.

Think Wrestlemania dialog. Theatrics. All of it.

Goddamned right. Every fucking time we go to the doctor or something similar we make sure the services are covered in our plan and every time we end up with a bill between 600-1000 dollars that we have to waste time contesting because someone at some step used the wrong code or whatever. EVERY TIME.

In fact, and I am not even joking, I literally got billed today for an appointment for my son that was supposed to be a $20 copay, and now they are asking for $900. I work at a multi-billion dollar company and this is the sort of insurance nonsense I deal with. I don’t even blame my employer either. It should never fall on their shoulders to provide this service.

It’s the most absurd shit to have to deal with, and it’s so consistently and thoroughly broken that I simply cannot believe this has not sparked a revolution.

The first one, right?

We shan’t speak of the sequel

Dang it. Thank you. Not sure how I missed that. It was one word, and I thought I triple checked it. Ah well, easy fix.

I think I was spending more of my attention learning GIMP than I did on the actual thing I was working on, regardless of how stupidly obvious it was. At least it wasn’t a tattoo.

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Paris without cars would be incredible. Paris with cars is still terrific, but it could be terrific-er. Good on her.

Shall I offer them milk?

Don’t pretend that Putin didn’t have some influence on this

1150 days later - “C’mon, say uncle! Please?”

That won’t even cover half of the (insured) cost of even the smoothest birth with my plan, and I work for a multi-billion dollar company.

This country, man. Having traveled abroad a bit, you start to realize how tunnel-visioned people stateside can get. Don’t even realize how much they/we are getting fleeced.

If anyone expected anything different, I have some incredible investment opportunities for them.

This is exactly what I have discussed with people of Hispanic backgrounds, who are either here legally, or native to the USA that approve of deporting immigrants. Your skin color dictates your eligibility for deportation. Identification, due process, laws, all of that go out the window when you have a government that decides to engage in mass deportation. You are not safe now. You played yourself and your fellow people. You let a con man make you feel superior to other human beings.

The most powerful man in the country is a complete dotard.

The headlines and what is written in between them is why.

It’s the government rhetorically asking “Do you wanna see a magic trick?”

Wild. I honestly didn’t know that was the case. Because it was unsuccessful, I kinda just quit caring and didn’t bother to look into it more. I saw his stupid pose, and thought “better luck next time”.

Figures though.