If my grandma had wheels, could she be considered a bicycle?

Your parents are siblings, right?

Mierda

That’s correct, yes! Thank you for understanding.

Thank you for combing my comments to find my age, but I fail to see how my age makes humor objective. You can join him watching Young Sheldon if you ask him nicely!

Then get back to that episode of Young Sheldon that I’m sure you find hilarious. Humor is subjective. If you don’t find it funny, just move on.

That’s actually really smart.

Yeah, but not because of this thread. Plenty of other reasons.

Did you just “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” me?

I envy the folks here who can lay their morals out on the table without having to sacrifice a roof or food on the table. Must be nice.

No such thing as a free lunch.

It does collect data to provide services and show targeted ads within its own platforms. So, my third point still rings true.

I know this is the science community, not the corpo bashing community, but you’ve got to be a real sucker to buy into this one. One I don’t trust it will be accurate, as it says. Two, they can use your data and sell it. Three, they can forge your results and push you towards purchases to “fix” you.

Well, I for one, don’t think that this Trump guy is a very good president.

Incoming disappearing ear injury.

This isn’t funny and I’ll tell you why. Have you ever been close to tragedy? Or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse? No? Well, I’ve never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has. Which makes me wonder if I could. It makes me wonder if I’ve never had to knock on wood, and I’m glad I haven’t yet. Because I’m sure it isn’t good. That’s the impression that I get.

“This is just a politcal move to try and stop me from getting to the truth.” and the idiots will believe him.

Wallet, phone, keys.

Keys suck ass though. I can get in through my garage or keypad on the front door. I’ve got a key hidden in case the power is out. However, I have to carry these giant blocks that let me start my truck or SUV. I hate them. I HATE carrying a giant block in my pocket. I wish I could just have an old style key to start my truck.

This guy EDCs. And masturbates a lot apparently.

Never heard of it.