Hold my Bongcloud!

Fake news. White’s commissar is on the field, rallying the troops forward!

…while the fascist kaiser is sitting in a banker with his officers on either side, contemplating resigning or fleeing to South America.

I was chess club president for several years back in my high school. Now, as a 500-rated player and lifelong Mario Party connoisseur, I can guarantee you that both games feel like RNG even if I put the neurons to use.

It’s the amount of time your computer opponent takes to make a move! I think Classical is played by an iMac G3. They’re really slow and sometimes crash mid-match.

When it gets re-released for the 6th time.

OP is smrtr because he useded one bishop to get checkedate

The “I still have 3 more years, I can wait on everything I promised” look

“See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; he holds us all within his mind.”