I really don’t want to be living in a Margaret Atwood book.

Because “Father’s Milk” hits different.

Yes and yes

A goth artist guy named Marcel. I had a tiny photo of him. I’ve never found him again.

Finally make more money than I would have if I had stayed in my threatened union pensioned position. I changed careers and started over at the bottom.

Yes, it took me eight years but I made it.

Oreoius

9 out of 10 if I leave them alone they will leave me alone.

The US House just passed a bill yesterday to memorialize that person. This is current events.

Most Americans are used to news videos that cut or blur the gore. So many people calling it NSFL have never watched foreign media.

Mexican food and Chinese food - that should cover me pretty good. RIP Italian food, sushi, Indian, and American french fries.

This one just sailed over my head.

But why do they stick the costume nose in the man’s butt?

More often than not this is the reason right here. I post, then go reload to see my post out in the wild. Sometimes it takes a minute to realize I must erase its existence.

Percha la pooh?

Does Garfield’s lasagna count?

I still know this song by heart. Good times.

Lots of murder.

Updoot for alaverga!

Not OP but same. I literally don’t remember my phone’s ringtone. Generally my phone is nearby and I check regularly for messages. Yes, calls and messages sometimes wait a few hours. I like it that way. I’ve never missed anything so important that I stopped silencing my phone and 99% of the communication I receive can wait till I’m ready to deal with it.

Before that it was Strongbad’s theme for Teen Girl Squad.

Maybe in some cultures, but that’s not the norm. It was always just the doctor and his assistant. Honestly, it’s distressing to observe, so no parents or anyone else were allowed to be in the room. *I was a medical assistant for a gyno who did circumcisions during mom’s postpartum check up.