Dick Justice

One time when my kids were little I was at Walmart and I suddenly realized I didn’t know where my son was and he was just little. So I was like, oh my god, where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? And he busted up laughing because I was fucking holding him.

Insomnia does weird things to you.

Oh now i see it! Thanks!

Can I get some of that plastic action in my testicles too please?

Nope.

In Jerboa, or the web interface or…

In your settings where, please?

Republican.

If you type it the search bar, it pulls up a calculator with the answer on it. Ibdobit all the time.

He always looks like he’s got his face pressed up against a window

Have some snickers bars with that broccoli!

She’s the Andrew Tate for old British women.

Wait, what… what did the words say?

This is why I get so mad when people act like political opponents “just disagree with each other”, and that we should all still be able to get along. These people won’t be happy and won’t stop until they’re allowed to murder people like me in the streets just for being gay.