Yes

…But I killed the dinosaurs because I watched a brontosaurus eat its own shit

Fuck Pepsi. Kids today know the only drink that gets you turnt is an ice cold Coors Light. Dont be mid kids, drink Coors

I wouldn’t eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I’d still vote for it over trump

This. I don’t even go in the store unless I just need a few things now or meat. In and out. If I’m getting a lot of stuff I’m making an order and picking it up. How’s that for job creation they do the shopping for me. I’ve been toying with even getting it delivered. Those large stores have tons of work to do like keeping it stocked up and trucks unloaded and what not, cooking, cleaning and some even have a place to get your car serviced. Hell maybe there would even be someone to help with electronics for once… I get it though sometimes you just want the full shopping experience. Staff it accordingly if lots of people like a cashier. We can have the best of both worlds people

Maybe dems should say stuff in their ads like “we don’t want a fascist regime. This is America. Vote blue to fire these morherfuckers”

They are so fucking dumb it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking dumb

Whoops hydra heart it’s got multiple hearts

I think that might be what he was alluding to

The more I think of it the more not fun that bagel sounds. I’ll have mine with just the Columbian sugar please

Heh

Op hadn’t showered throughout this whole ordeal and absolutely reeked of garlic

What an Amos thing to say

Chevy Afghanistan

No what’s ironic is you taking that liberty to reply

Oh I’m sorry have a offended you by being PRO LIBERTY? No, you know what? Stop posting then since you hate liberty so much

Is a blood sacrifice violence?

People that don’t recognize the thigh slap or key jingle are the fuckin worst

Height in imperial is kinda useful. If you say a person is 4 foot tall vs 6 foot tall it immediately paints a vivid picture

Most men are cowards it seems