If you can’t remember one or two commands then you are in fact stupid. With that said, Linux is for everyone.

There are distros that have auto updates as a feature they ship (Linux Mint comes to mind). There are distros that are basically impossible to break and there are distros where you are responsible for building your own system and keeping it functioning. It all depends on your own needs. Linux gives you the freedom to choose and there are more than one way to do things.

If you’re too stupid to remember one or two commands there are GUI applications available where you can click “a button” to update your system.

Or make an alias with the update command and name it “update”. This works on every distro.

I have never seen a cat beg another cat for food. I have seen plenty of cats beg humans for food. I am pretty sure cats are smart enough to realize we are not cats. For one, we have hands we can use to open doors and give pets

This is the way. I left the absuive relationship with Microsoft a few months after the Steam Deck got released. Valve proved to me that Linux can do gaming well now and that GNOME is not the only desktop environment to choose from.

When did KDE Plasma break itself last time? I never had any breaking issues on Plasma 5 or 6 using Arch.

I always take a screenshot because I am lazy but just copying the text, like you say, is better