3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

What, like racist shotguns and bawdy pistols?

What? The guy who brought the coffee? He’s just some guy, total coincidence, never met the guy

• trump, tomorrow, probably

Man, that sounds horrible. I’ve only been bit on my arms and neck by them. I would pass on ladybug eardrum bites if offered, thank you.

Hmmm… I choose the immoral jellyfish

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Lady bug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

So he should definitely go

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

Gotcha

What’s the T word?

Quiznos made a huge mistake

I bring a small torch lighter and pop them out as I go

Nope, they’re mostly selfish assholes in my family

It’s just that much closer to the Woo-Hoakes lobe of the brain, which is responsible for controlling the placebo effect in most mammals

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Mine doesn’t like the pate either, I think it’s the texture

She loves to “clean” and nuzzle my beard usually first thing in the morning and before bed for a couple minutes, it’s annoying but I let it slide because it seems to make her really happy, I think maybe it’s a cat family bonding behavior 🤷‍♂️

I tried to curb it initially because she eventually bites and tugs out some hairs which hurts like hell

🤣 at least got her to mostly stop the actual beard hair pulling

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Second place: most nights at some point she decides to sleep on my back, which is only mildly bothersome, but she always makes back muffins first which isn’t particularly pleasant

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