Some of us watched the original OJ chase on live tv… and our backs do hurt thanks

TOS has to be Sulu and he’s still the hottest today…. Oh, Myyyyyy!

VCR Head Cleaner is great, but you’ve got to get it from the adult shop. Definitely get you open to bangin’ tunes!

Yes, but throwing cigarette butts on the floor has always been something only rude people did. There were trash cans with ashtrays on top filled with sand in which normal people disposed of their butts.

You shouldn’t be able to use the left shift key and hit “a” at the same time anyway as your left pinky should be used for both?

Also kind of sad that Palestine and Ukraine were apparently hot topics even in Nietzsche’s day…