Big_Bob [any]

Vance works for me

Pendejo Time.

Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.

The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.

My favourite bit:

https://youtu.be/LZVAzirE60Y

This seems more like a result of extreme alienation and mental illness than any political statement.

Strong echoes of Chris-chan with this one.

Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.

I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.

My seed has become so powerful, I’m banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.

I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won’t accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.

Do not underestimate the power of crystals.

Man, Dutch is such a fucked up language.

I don’t even speak it, but I understand like 80% of it if I just imagine the speaker is a drunk Dane trying to speak English.

Just saying, I’ve never had a virus with Temple OS.

Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.

Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.

What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

Ever heard of a dino with cancer?