I’ll forget all about this post in about 5-7 lemmy posts. Higher than my normal 3-4 lemmy post memory-wipe because I’m commenting.

Office potluck sign-up sheet: “I’m bringing in something sweet and savory”

Childhood indoctrination is a big part of it. I have been told by my 8-year old niece that she’d like to save me from drowning in a lake of fire. She was genuinely scared for me. It’s literal child abuse followed by Stockholm syndrome.

Everything is forgivable EXCEPT for that green skittle. They couldn’t find a pea?