I was diagnosing a network bottleneck at a customer site that didn’t make any sense. Literally everything had gigabit connections except one block of cubicles, but all the devices were connected to the same subnet router for that part of the building. Started tracing wires like you did and found that someone didn’t have a long enough cable when building the office and installed a 10 megabit linksys switch in the drop ceiling to connect two short cables. Rather than fix the cable, the customer just went to Best buy and bought a gigabit Linksys switch to replace it… A multi-million dollar operation is being held together by a $10 switch…

🎶 it’s the end of the world as we know it, and I have crippling anxiety 🎶

Oh, you contributed to the kernel? Name every commit SHA.

I’m sure all those bones are legitimate salvage…

This is it. I have a ton from humble bundle and free keys. Very few I’ve paid for and never played.

The TI-89 was ~$100 when I bought one 20 years ago. Looked it up on Amazon and they’re $100-$150 depending on the specific model. They haven’t kept up with inflation at all, which means they’ve been getting cheaper this whole time…

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I put my sourdough batard into the fridge to retard. Retarded dough tastes better!

This is nonsense. Coconuts were spread by humans.

Such an origin indicates that the coconuts were not introduced naturally, such as by sea currents. The researchers concluded that it was brought by early Austronesian sailors to the Americas from at least 2,250 BP, and may be proof of pre-Columbian contact between Austronesian cultures and South American cultures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut

acre-foot is my go-to for volume

Kynseed. It’s like Stardew but pretty different.