The Assman

Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer

Roll tide

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

She’ll regret this when the horse makes doo

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Wife? Don’t you mean my mother?

You look like ham

It gruntles the mind

M,ILF

Remember what they did to Obama. Stepping down now would be stupid.

Blubber

What’s sugma

Now kiss

How could they piss off the fans worse than Andromeda did

He’s the dog who gets beat

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

That’s the exchange rate

Must be a European penis worm