Go back to when I sold all 100+ Bitcoin for like $5 each and tell myself “no”.

It sounds like maybe they sanitized the apostrophe to a space and then encoded it

Using a guillotine

Oh, wow, genuine thanks because that is absolutely what I thought 😬

edit: …and was also not at all surprised…

Unbelievably sick after some seafood at a well-rated place near me.

Dizzy, cramps, shitting.

Stood up after, nauseated. Went to vomit and blacked out, woke up with chipped teeth, bleeding nose, mangled lip, and what would become a black eye whilst lying in a puddle of blood.

Best I can gather is I face planted hard directly onto the edge of the toilet and then the floor. But I honestly don’t know.

Ended up having to go to the ER and getting stitches. Recovery for non drinkable foods was some 1-2 weeks.

Have scars from it.

That was quite a read, thanks for sharing.

This might be the best comment I’ve read all night.

I know you’re joking, but semi-related, I highly recommend the Kuhn Rikon peelers.

What. The. Fuck.

And Barry Allen

I sense ADHD (source: am ADHD)

I want to laugh but that’s actually kind of sad.

Super interesting. I’ve actually found i thrive best with 3-4 simultaneous contract jobs instead of just one, because I otherwise have too much time to wander or get distracted, versus just staying heads down and working.

Thought it was just me, but seems like it isn’t, which is nice.

I’m not a huge fan of bumper stickers, but I might make an exception for this 🤔

Yeah, I bought a Tesla and now regret it because Elon is a dipshit.

That said, I’ve gone over 38,000 miles for less than $900 in electricity. I haven’t had to deal with oil changes or any other maintenance items other than tire rotations and tire replacement (the latter was of my own accord they actually said I didn’t need to yet, at the time).

I recently did a nearly 4hr trip with no need to charge on the way, and at my destination basically filled back up in something like 25 minutes while checking in to my hotel. So, no range anxiety for me.

The ride is nice, the features are helpful to me, and I have had no other issues with the vehicle.

So if it weren’t for Elon I’d love it. I still like it, but I just hate being seen in it now. It’s paid off so the financial cost of getting some other EV doesn’t make a ton of sense right now, so I guess I’ll just drive it until it dies…which at this rate might be a long-ass time.

Okay but now I actually want one…

You have a bible signed by Trump?

/s

(I hate that I have to add that)

My wife and I disagree on this, but Dasani water tastes like pennies to me.

…because they are?

The few cyber security people I’ve known…to work a good enough job that doesn’t pay shit, also means that due to the nature of their job they end up with clients that require drug testing or working at jobs that require it. Not an every case, but just something to be aware of.