If I did, I’d be arrested. By America. Because its illegal for american citizens to travel there without state department approval.

Just putting oil in a few dozen times won’t shatter it. A few hundred cooling cycles might, but you change jars by then.

Modern pyrex isnt any more heat resistant than any other soda glass, they switched in like the 90s. But regular glass is fine for grease, I use an old pasta sauce jar.

Why would pickles fuck it up?

It helps the eels get a better connection with the car battery. You want to help them recharge dont you?

I’m 100% confident that there is a 30% chance that it is correct.

70% chance the AI uses it to sound more confident, while being entirely incorrect.

What plan is that?

Its not that theyre docile, I was barely able to get one of them into the carrier with help, and it pissed in the process. Its more that in my arms theyre more afraid of everything that isnt me and if they try to escape, I can grip harder.

You cant take the cat on the bus?

He has a way with words, but only for the dumbest purposes. “This has not been touched by human hands” -Trump Describing McDonalds.

“Theres nowhere to hide in the oval office. It doesnt have corners”

Mike Pillow

No transport box. You just put blanket in your arms and pick the cat up, carry it to the car.

How do they know youre taking them to the vet?

Yeah, 50/mo for unlimited isnt terrible, Im paying half that for 2gb/day, then limited to 365kb/s

Did you try just picking them up and having a towel or blanket underneath in case they want to dig their claws into something, and hand in their shoulders in case they try to escape? That’s what Ive done for years and it is so much less stressful on everyone involved.

The Jewish Water Cannon.

Wait are you just using wifi while paying 100/mo for internet?

1200/year isnt insubstantial.

How much are you paying for that?

A kitchen towel?