Man, I think the “don’t talk to me before my coffee” shit is so cringy. It’s overplayed and honestly if you can’t be a functional human before having drugs, you gotta sort yourself out.
Counterpoint: people have to get up at all kinds of horrible hours of the day in order to enslave themselves to their employers voluntarily, so letting them take back a few minutes of their day through passive aggressive mug-credos is the least we can do.
Man, I think the “don’t talk to me before my coffee” shit is so cringy. It’s overplayed and honestly if you can’t be a functional human before having drugs, you gotta sort yourself out.
Counterpoint: people have to get up at all kinds of horrible hours of the day in order to enslave themselves to their employers voluntarily, so letting them take back a few minutes of their day through passive aggressive mug-credos is the least we can do.