• nifty@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    This is great if you’re constipated, you’ll be expelling from both ends in no time

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      2 months ago

      Unfortunately the gelatin continues to absorb moisture and expand during its time in your bowels, only to form a tight plug near the end when your body tries to dehydrate things a bit so turds will become shapely. Ends up blocking you up like fine cheese eaten in massive quantities. Ask me how I know and I may cry rather than answer.