“You wouldn’t download the pot…”
I toked more of that last night - I’m still alive.
Might not be so lucky next time, doper!!
That’s because I prayed for you. Do not throw away your second chance.
Jesus toke that bullet for 'em
Holy poeslaw Batman!
An 8th of an 8th of an 8th.
This actually does look like about one toke though.
Enough fentanyl to kill a precinct of LA’s finest.
That’s not even one whole marijuana
Pictured the average street dealer
That’s not weed, that’s wee
Damnit, Jesus! How many “then I died” stories you gonna come up with?
I should have died 6000 times
Time to try again!
Yeah, tonight I’m going to do a shitload of fact checking
Practice makes perfect
🎵 And I should have died 6000 more 🎶
Just to be the man who died 12000 times to … rise up at your door? Bbbrains…
Guys stop please
The fun bus has no brakes.
I used to love that page lol
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
those teens didn’t die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house
They rose up 3 days later
5 lies in only 3 sentences…
Impressive
They left out that you need to inject it with a needle
And it’ll make you a terrorist.
I believe it’s spelled “TURRRIST!”
I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?
It’s all a fever dream.
You are undead now, just like Jesus
