So now I can explain to foreigners that its technically Canada fucking the rest of the world with their Florida penis. Excellent.
Someone’s mom totally gonna blow me through these jorts!
Of course Florida is the wiggly jiggly bit.
Shorts with a hoodie attached (Alaska)
Someone get this info to Milano or Paris
Which is also jeans
If big mad means “leaves ‘em grinnin’” then mission accomplished.
Thanks!
I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
You ever been to Dartmouth?
The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!
Or America is such a shit show even your shorts are fucked
Is Florida the dick? Or Texas? Or Mexico?
Europe staring across the pond:
Canada’s got that Hank Hill ass with California.
Excuse me, the term is Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.
What da Mexico doin?
Canada is embarrassingly drunk, as usual.
I like that Canada is drunk with it’s dick out
Maybe I’m getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.
Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.
I wish I had a Canada in my life
TEXAS IS TITS!!
TEXTITS!
TITSAS!!!
Hnnng… Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~
Pretty sure they’re plenty mad amongst themselves as it is.
In our defense:
*gestures at the general state of our country*
Lol Florida would be a dick.😆 What does that say about all the old people we exile to the Floridian badlands. Is it a metaphor for rebirth?
