I'd want to let Max in

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · edit-2 11 months ago

Max is already in the library.

mipadaitu@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Max has always been in the library.
Max will always be in the library.

downpunxx@fedia.io · 11 months ago

Max would like to know if you’d care for a cocktail

activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

This whole thing has a very “Welcome to Nightvale” vibe to it.

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Max now owns the library, and would like to make some changes.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · edit-2 11 months ago

Change number one: All late fees must be paid in cat treats.

Change two: All dog owners are banned from entering the library.

ElJefe@lemm.ee · 11 months ago

Max is the library

Osito@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Mad is behind me in the library isn’t he?

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Knowing my inattentive ass I would have read that sign after happily letting max into the library.

anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Max has always been in the library.