Have a buddy that switch to chemical from mech, and he likes talking a lot of shit in college.
Now he helps design food processes in factories. Said it’s hell, he got to look at the peanut butter and chocolate for Herseys and he can’t stick his fingers in the vat. The horror.
Buddist monk level zen right there. Hopefully the client hooks him up with a couple boxes of the end product?
They let them have all the rejects. It’s a brown paper bag filled with ugly chocolates. He said how they taste better because most of the time they are not homogenous. Might get a big yummy blob of peanut butter or something.
So you never heard of CSB raids? Where they come in and randomly turn stuff on/off and close/open valves to see if your plant blows up?
So they do the things that a competent fucking maintenance worker knows not to do and it isn’t considered gross negligence?
“Oh yeah? Well what’ll happen if I push this button and then turn all the knobs to max?”
“Everything will be fucked up.”
“Well I just did it. Now what?”
“Everything is fucked up.”
“Bet ya didn’t think of that 😎”
