Whoa. “Going to Hell in a handbasket” just got literal.

I think I’m a registered organ donor. Would prefer to donate my whole body to science and sidestep the whole funeral business.

Mushroom burials FTW.

If you aren’t aware, loads of heavy metals accumulate in your body throughout your lifetime. Dental fillings, vaccines and regular sneaky consumption lead to there being quite a lot of these chems in you. When you melt away those chemicals and toxins flow into groundwaters.

Fungi are hungry little fuckers who turn all that garbage into mycelium which is easily reintroduced into the food chain without leeching poison into groundwaters.

Afaik this is the only burial method that handles these heavy metals and toxic compounds without distributing them to the local environment.

Source: worked the graveyard shift during the day.

Sky burial for me please.

I know there’s a place that composts human remains and that’s pretty cool!

When can I legally get composted in my guarden?? 2m deep hole, lots of straw, body, more straw, soil, done.

Add some flowers and salt if you want.

I like the idea of a wicker basket coffin with natural-fiber clothes…and an added sword just to confuse future archaeologists •ˋᴗˊ•

I personally had always wanted water cremation but for some reason people don’t seem to keen on the idea.

I want my body thrown to the wolves. Ideally not captive wolves, zoo visitors probably don’t want to see that…