DISCLAIMER:This joke is homophobic. “Trump being embarrassed for people thinking he had a gay relationship makes him homophobic. Affirming that embarrassment by making it the butt of the joke makes the joke homophobic”
this article explains it well: https://newhumanist.org.uk/articles/5082/the-dangerous-stereotype-of-the-self-hating-homophobe


Holy shit. You can’t drive 😂. OK 1 more, you’ve never had a real job?
sure I have. I walk dogs for my book club.
I should have played the lottery today 😭
Go play with dogs dude, the internet is bad for you.