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minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up160·1 month agoin other news: software has bugs
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up104·1 month agoNot my software. No tests, no users, no bugs.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month agosee Ivan? Dead code cannot have bugs
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoThe other day o spent a bunch of time carefully dissecting and then rewriting some code from the guy before me. Turns out that code was never used, he just didn’t remove it or comment it out. That was a good use of a couple hours.
minus-squareRailcar8095@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoOne of the new devs spent a week refactoring some code that was removed from main the same day he checked out. We told him to focus on a specific set of scripts, but he wanted to go there extra mile. Poor soul
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI’ve spent days on trivial mistakes so a couple of hours mean nothing to me
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoAh, we have a senior developer here!
minus-squareFauxLiving@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoIt’s not a bug, it’s in production so it’s a feature
minus-squareranzispa@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoChangelog version 0.15.2 Fixed typo Addressed excessive memory usage Introduced the ability to retrieve password from memory
minus-squarefour@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAdmirable. Me? No software, no bugs.
in other news: software has bugs
Not my software.
No tests, no users, no bugs.
see Ivan? Dead code cannot have bugs
The other day o spent a bunch of time carefully dissecting and then rewriting some code from the guy before me.
Turns out that code was never used, he just didn’t remove it or comment it out.
That was a good use of a couple hours.
One of the new devs spent a week refactoring some code that was removed from main the same day he checked out. We told him to focus on a specific set of scripts, but he wanted to go there extra mile. Poor soul
I’ve spent days on trivial mistakes so a couple of hours mean nothing to me
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helloworld(“print”)
Ah, we have a senior developer here!
It’s not a bug, it’s in production so it’s a feature
Changelog version 0.15.2
Admirable.
Me? No software, no bugs.