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Alternatively: vampires who still don’t know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.
“I’m carrying this team like the beast with two backs”
“Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth”
“She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships”
“If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn’t eat lost children”
You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!
“I’m having a cyclops blindingly good time!”
gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something
Don’t even have to click it to know which is it.
Randall Munroe is omnicient.
Randall Munroe is a time traveler.
Typical Malkavian
Laszlo Cravensworth
Literally can’t read that name without the voice.
