MightyLordJason@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoBehold! "Must-Watch TV!"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarema11ie@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoDr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!” Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?” Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!” Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws. Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!” Steve: Body twitching on the ground “MY NAME IS…”
Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”
Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”
Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”
Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.
Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”
Steve: Body twitching on the ground
“MY NAME IS…”