Everyone knows Eurocommunism sucks and is just socdem in a radical dress. It has been a complete failure and it’s time to replace it. Therefore i am now declaring the birth of
The New Eurocommunism (also known as The One Eurocommunism)
A new revolutionary political-economic ideology for Europe that has only one tenet:
Everything costs exactly one Euro!
Stick of butter? 1€.
Loaf of bread? 1€.
Sixpack of beer? 1€.
New phone? 1€.
Train ticket? 1€.
University education? 1€.
Healthcare? 1€.
Apartment? 1€.
This works because it is perfectly centrist and balanced, neither ultra-left nor right-deviationist.
It is the perfect compromise between people who want everything to be free, and people who want shit to cost random amounts made up by some “invisible hand”.
Thank you for your attention and God Bless the moons of Jupiter!
Also we are abolishing paper money and every other denomination of coins. We are also abolishing digital money, digital banking and digital transactions. Everyone will walk around with jingly satchels of 1€ coins tied to their belt. If you want to pay remotely you must physically mail a coin. This also costs 1€.