• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    Yep. They called me “Kid Gorgeous.”
    Later on, it was “Kid Presentable.”
    Then “Kid Gruesome.”
    And finally, “Kid Moe.”

    • gnutrino@programming.dev
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      1 month ago

      My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

    • OpenStars@piefed.social
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      1 month ago

      Why does it say both “his” butt and “my” own butt at the same time!?

      Omg he must have invented inter-dimensional butt-smelling, the absolute divine dream!? :-P

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        1 month ago

        Because they changed the quote from first person pronouns (“I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt”) to third-person pronouns, but didn’t change the last one. Also, they spelled “stupid” wrong.

  • 0ops@piefed.zip
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    1 month ago

    Replace that “my” with “his” and I would totally wear this on a t-shirt