Look I just want to say things and then have people clap and all of a sudden people are getting angry at me for doing that as an intellectual and these crazy postmodern neomarxists claim I need to think about the things before I say them and I honestly I think I am very upset about this. Please buy my book.
Basic summary of the novel on the back cover, Jordan PeePee had to write a self help novel because he was too cowardly to become the romance novel writer he always wanted to be, so I will write the description for this novel as it actually is not how it manifests in this fractured reality.
“A meeting between two unlikely lovebirds, one hopeful young woman just out of college and full of liberal arts ideas but needing a guiding light, and the other a jaded and forlorn, wise salt & pepper man who she sees brooding on the shoreline one day and feels the strange desire to listen to talk to about their shitty political ideas for hours and hours. A love story like no other, a fantasy impossible in it’s perfection? 10/10 Loved the novel”
Look I just want to say things and then have people clap and all of a sudden people are getting angry at me for doing that as an intellectual and these crazy postmodern neomarxists claim I need to think about the things before I say them and I honestly I think I am very upset about this. Please buy my book.
The book he wants you to buy:
Basic summary of the novel on the back cover, Jordan PeePee had to write a self help novel because he was too cowardly to become the romance novel writer he always wanted to be, so I will write the description for this novel as it actually is not how it manifests in this fractured reality.