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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago

Divination methods have moved from tarot to the anus

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Divination methods have moved from tarot to the anus

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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • 🇨🇦 tunetardis@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    I know someone who’s going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

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    Shai-Hulud!

  • Zerush@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

  • acidbattery@sopuli.xyz
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    $$ Monetize your fetish $$

  • mad_lentil@lemmy.ca
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    I could do this with my eyes closed

  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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    What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

  • ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth
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    It gets better: niplomancy

  • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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    What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you’re problems aren’t in the future, they’re right now.

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      From my colonoscopy, it kinda looks like that deeeper in there - not as tightly packed, but wavy filaments, sure

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      Looks kinda reminiscent of a tardigrade…opening

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