Hear me out, the mascot is a freaking chameleon, that’s cool as shit man.
Also it’s a German engineered distro, German engineering wins again!
Zypper is just a funnier name for a package manager and it has Tumbleweed which is arch but actually doesn’t break for once!
Your rebuttal?
That person should take a break, I’m just jostling you know, bit of tomfoolery and joking around.
It’s almost like some people like that user should eat some snickers and read a book on bunny rabbits or something