Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up1730arrow-down117
arrow-up1713arrow-down1external-link"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square141fedilink
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-25 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·5 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(