I guess they’ll have to have a jury made of nothing but CEOs.
Ah yes…his peers
He can’t get a “fair” trial because the corporations have screwed everyone over for pure profit. Only people who haven’t been screwed over are the rich. It’s a show trial that will convict and demand the death penalty because how dare the rich faces consequences.
How dare we not have a supervillain like Bane to fight for the people, build an army and break Mangione out
So what happens when they can’t find a jury? Had there ever been a case of that in U.S. history?
There’s always someone, although they might struggle with the whole “his peers” thing if it’s basically just a bunch of mennonites.
Jury nullification.
Everyone’s favourite video game characters are the Super Mario Brothers.
They are struggling so hard to find somebody who doesn’t know anything about what happened and why.
they were blasting his news for the first 2 weeks, and couldnt come up with a way to make it a “left problem” until a month later.
Maybe that’s why? If you blast it loud enough, then you will only find the absolute most tuned out ignorant people to put on the jury.
Shared or haha’d a segment with Bill Burr adamantly saying Free Luigi?
Holy shit lol
“I love how they acted surprised. ‘Wawawhhwawawaw why did that happen?’ He wrote on the bullets why it happened.”
Bill Burr FTW
Screwed is the new neutral.
Cool. Get him a non-neutral jury. I’ve got bigger shit to worry about.
No one should be on death row. Set this man free!
It just says a jury of peers.
If a cannibal is on trial you can’t call a jury impartial because none of them are cannibals, or based on the fact that they all think cannibalism is disgusting. Form the jury up, and let’s get this Jury Nullification party started.
Yeah but such a jury wouldn’t be his peers, put me in coach I’m literally one of his peers
If nobody’s neutral, everybody’s neutral.
Ha! This is so true. Most people have at least an opinion on healthcare companies, and that’s before we look at experiences.
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