• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Friendly reminder to literally everyone in that parade: you swore an oath to defend the constitution from all threats foreign and domestic.

    So go ahead, put on your dress costume and walk around a giant circle as per Agent Orange’s orders. But if during the pony show the opportunity presents to do your fucking job, we’re begging you to do your fucking job!

  • __Goblin@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    Nothing says “I’m a cool guy” like some old loser having to plan his own birthday party. Jd’s probably gonna get himself a new couch from homegoods and a shopping trip to Sephora for some new eye liner on the white house account when it’s his turn.

  • AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    Oh course we need a giant military parade to honor dear leader for saving money on wasteful programs such as meals on wheels and the veterans’ suicide hotline.

    https://youtu.be/AEGd3eft49s

    Thank you dear leader for not sending me and my family to be worked to death in a labor camp, yet.

  • subversive_dev@lemmy.ml
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    5 days ago

    If enough protesters show up they would have a really hard time maintaining a 4-mile perimeter, just sayin

  • BigMacHole@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    I LOVE reading This Headline because it Reminds me that I LOVE how they Cut my Social Security to Afford THIS!