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I now acknowledge that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
No, now I have 2 enemies.
I don’t personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.
I’d rather have the bird or the people
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
gross
No no yes no yes yes no
I appreciate your input
Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit!
I’ve heard you out.
I’ll take all of that without Kiwi.
that’s fair
Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.
We’re due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I’m not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.
Blasphemy
The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seeds. That texture might be odd on a pizza
Edit: typo
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.
I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.
They’re insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it’s unreal. I’ve put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack
Only got cast iron pans, nothing with PTFE.
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn’t jive with some people and that’s fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.
Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.
Yeah, team pineapple might just end up being team kiwi too. That looks great to me
Ew but I’d try it
eh…I’d try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don’t suspect I’d enjoy it. It’s the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Maybe oranges could work if they were processed right…
I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza
I would dice it over slices though.
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
You could bake the pizza and then basically flash fry the kiwi slices seperately, a few minutes before the rest of the pizza is done, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.
I think I’d enjoy that.
I’ve had ‘fancy’ Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn’t really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn’t mesh well with the rest of it. I’d also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn’t have very high expectations.
Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.
I would disagree. If you roast them like tomatoes on pizze it might work. Consistency I mean. Bet it taste like trash.
It does not
