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Pathologic.
Im capital ‘F’ Fucked.
Spira would be okay as long as I avoid living anywhere Sin would attack.
Love to be governed by an undead theocracy that persists through the deliberate cycling of apocolyptic events, because they’ve got 3D underwater volleyball in the capital.
You know, I definitely didn’t even think about that.
Aliens universe? Game over man, game over!
Rainworld enjoyers: gulp
My ass under Combine rule…
Pick that up!
so not much different then
pick up that can, citizen.
My face when the Combine roll up:
Notice how the … dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops, and connects into the rear/neck part of their headgear?
This guy is either a dead, former CP/OW, or an early attempt at making a human into a CP/OW that… didn’t work out so well.
… This is basically confirmed in HL Alyx, you can find some OW with… very similarly fucked up faces.
Once the mask goes on… taking it off will almost certainly kill you.
The Civil Protection are just conscripted humans, that much is confirmed, but…
Notice how the … dermis is stripped off, right up until about the area the faceplate of a CP/OW stops
When it comes to this image, I think that’s pretty much a coincidence, because ::: spoiler spoiler that’s based on a photo of an actual dead burn victim… :::
Discworld isn’t all that bad!
As long as you avoid “suicide” in A-M or any similar actions, you’re good. There’s the occasional attempt at dismantling the universe, but that happens in all multiverses if you think about it.
I’m going to Lancre with the witches.
It’s been around for Ians and Ians, you know.
Oh dear, I am reasonably confident I do not want to exist in the world of Kenshi.
Star Trek, I’m going to Risa!!
Get u some jamaharon
Get the horga’hn!
I’d love being a holonovel author.
Welcome to Papa Scorch’s kitchen. Prepare for Titanfall.
Probably DC Comics. And it depends what my role in this universe would be. But knowing my luck I’d just be a random civilian that gets wiped out during the latest rampage by Atomic Skull or something. But at least everything gets reset every few years, so that I could live again to be super villain fodder another day.
Given the fact that 40k lore goes back to the present day and before that (the emperor as an immortal being exists way before the 21. Century), there’s a lot of room between you basically live in the same situation as before (just with a living emperor in your timeline) and you’re very much fucked (living in the 41. Millennium)
I’d imagine the jackpot would be waking up in the Dark Age of Technology.
Most soul crushing would have to be waking up as part of the Interex as they discover the Imperium.
Can’t wait to date an asari
enjoy some of that blussy before the reapers come to murder you
Worth it
I wonder if the Monster Hunter food will cure my aching back enough to let me lift a Charge Blade
Oh wow! Goth eldar! I’m sure nothing bad will happen.
40K is actually a brighter universe than our real life one. The Emperor might just win and make some sort of heaven on Terra for humanity, becoming a techpriest can make you immortal, there is an actual afterlife and source of free energy.
Meanwhile, we are doomed to be captured and tortured by Rocko’s Basilisk in real life, and the universe is doomed to repeat in cruel cycles.
We have been here before.
i never really “got” Rocko’s Basilisk. why would it kill you for not building it in the first place?
Because the people who came up with it assume it would have the same ego as them.
It’s also just Pascal’s wager in a robot costume.deleted by creator
The reason all the weird “rationalists” are worried by roko’s basilisk is because it basically uses all of their dumb arguments for friendly AI against them.
So in the course of realizing why it’s wrong, a bunch of cultists either end up deprogramming themselves, or they just have a breakdown and go murder their landlord.
Don’t dare mention it !
I disagree. The Imperium of Man is basically slowly inching towards its downfall with corpse starch (i.e. ground up corpses) being a common food for hive cities and the Inquisition being an ever looming threat for the populace. Not to mention that if you ever have have the misfortune of being near anything Chaos-y, you are often greeted by the Ordo Hereticus before your life is snuffed out. And considering that Belisarius Cawl frantically fell into prayer when confronted by a powerful AI core of old does show that the Adeptus Mechanicus are far from their power way back when, let alone any promise of immortality for the masses.
Psychic blanks have it even worse, as they might not even be connected to the warp, meaning they might just fade into nonexistence after their death. And overall, being a Chaos Worshipper isn’t that great as well, as most citicem are not treated well, not to mention that the ruinous powers will slowly drive you insane as well.
Last but not least is that the end of the whole 40K in-universe might be overall crawling to an end, as the Tyranids might be unstoppable by organic beings (apart from possibly the Orks), so it might be that the universe-wide apocalypse is slowly inching closer, leaving only the Necrons behind after the Tyranids seek out the next galaxy to devour.
I’d rather choose the old boring life here in this universe any day over the one from 40K.
