How often do you turn your iPhone or android smartphone off? Not often enough, says the NSA as it issues a security warning to all users about zero-click attacks.
I don’t have 40 hours to dedicate to a single error message that pops up only on Tuesdays during a full moon and Jeff just needs to print his stupid report.
“have you tried swtching it off and on again” solves 90% of support requests - at least for a little while ;-)
It solves virtually none of them, it is pretty good at destroying all the evidence needed to actually fix the problem for good though.
I hate when a restart fixes it. It means it will never be fixed.
I don’t have 40 hours to dedicate to a single error message that pops up only on Tuesdays during a full moon and Jeff just needs to print his stupid report.