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minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoThe chart indicates another way to fix global warming. We could add to the atmosphere. It would take a massive amount… Maybe have boil the ocean?
minus-squareNaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agowater gas is a particularly intense greenhouse gas :p
minus-squareSinAdjetivos@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoExactly! You only have to boil so much before it starts a feedback loop and boils itself off. It’s efficiency is genius! Say it with me: “the solution to pollution is dilution.”
minus-squareNaevaTheRat [she/her]@vegantheoryclub.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoI think nuclear war is maybe a better option. If we nuke the usa several imbalances are corrected: turnabout is fair play nuclear winter buys us time radiation might help new live forms that can handle living in an irradiated, heat blasted, wasteland evolve That way we can keep the oceans.
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoFor sure, I mean we could reduce our emissions and try to reuse and recycle. But that doesn’t sound half as fun as “boil the oceans”. Also think of the seafood boil we could create. Add a little creole seasoning and we also manage to solve world hunger
minus-squareAmon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agojust be careful not to kill off all the fish
minus-squareMNByChoice@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoGreat outside the box thinking! I think humanity might own it…
minus-squaretechnocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-212 days agoSomebody get elmo to do some research on hype for this amazing investment opportunity.
The chart indicates another way to fix global warming. We could add to the atmosphere. It would take a massive amount… Maybe have boil the ocean?
water gas is a particularly intense greenhouse gas :p
Exactly! You only have to boil so much before it starts a feedback loop and boils itself off. It’s efficiency is genius! Say it with me: “the solution to pollution is dilution.”
I think nuclear war is maybe a better option. If we nuke the usa several imbalances are corrected:
That way we can keep the oceans.
For sure, I mean we could reduce our emissions and try to reuse and recycle. But that doesn’t sound half as fun as “boil the oceans”.
Also think of the seafood boil we could create. Add a little creole seasoning and we also manage to solve world hunger
just be careful not to kill off all the fish
Steal jupiter
Great outside the box thinking!
I think humanity might own it…
Somebody get elmo to do some
research onhype for this amazing investment opportunity.