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minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up94·1 day agoHave you ever tried to eat a clock? No. Well, it’s about time you did!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoActually, that would…Wait a minute!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 hours agoReminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?” Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum” Arthur Dent: “is he now?”
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoHey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot! –clerks probably
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
I tried once… Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
Actually, that would…Wait a minute!
It is a bit alarming.
Spacetime
Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”
Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”
Arthur Dent: “is he now?”
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!
–clerks probably