Garibaldee@lemm.ee to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agoHealth Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claimwww.levernews.comexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkHealth Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claimwww.levernews.comGaribaldee@lemm.ee to United States | News & Politics@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareNickwithaC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days ago Buy shares in health insurer Get claim denied Sell shares Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude
minus-squareBlackout@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoHell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoMan, I thought I was alone. This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.
minus-squareSwingingTheLamp@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoIs that you, John Dillermand?
minus-squarejeeva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoStep 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬
minus-squareSpacehooks@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoStep -1) dad with emerald mine
Buy shares in health insurer
Get claim denied
Sell shares
Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude
Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off
Man, I thought I was alone.
This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.
Is that you, John Dillermand?
Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬
Step -1) dad with emerald mine