To prove that it was actually not a bear damaging the three cars in the video, a biologist from the Department of Fish and Wildlife was brought in to review the footage.

“They also opined it was clearly a human in a bear suit,” the insurance agency said.

When detectives searched the suspects’ homes, they found a bear costume

And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for a group of drugged oit 30-year-olds dressed like preppy teens driving an old van with a Great Dane.

Wasn’t this a plot in Hannibal?